South Park

A Very Bad Start

Season 1 E 4 • 09/03/1997

The game is off to a bad start.

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01:31

Football Practice
South ParkS1 E4

Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
09/03/1997
00:41

After Practice
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After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
09/03/1997
00:49

Don't Be Gay
South ParkS1 E4

Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
09/03/1997
01:00

Backup Plan
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Jimbo loses faith in Stan's football skills.
09/03/1997
00:41

Meet Fifi
South ParkS1 E4

Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
09/03/1997
00:49

Love the Football
South ParkS1 E4

While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
09/03/1997
00:45

High F Bomb
South ParkS1 E4

Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
09/03/1997
00:41

Bomb Planted
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Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
09/03/1997
00:36

Game Day
South ParkS1 E4

Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
09/03/1997
01:09

Finding the Sanctuary
South ParkS1 E4

The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
09/03/1997
00:57

A Very Bad Start
South ParkS1 E4

The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
09/03/1997
00:39

Finding Sparky
South ParkS1 E4

Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
09/03/1997
01:33

Big Gay Boat Ride
South ParkS1 E4

Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
09/03/1997
00:37

Plans Foiled
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During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
09/03/1997
02:15

A Gay Victory
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Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
09/03/1997
00:50

Al's Work is Done
South ParkS1 E4

Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
09/03/1997
02:01

Genetical Engineering
South ParkS1 E5

Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
09/10/1997
02:27

Four-assed Monkey
South ParkS1 E5

Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
09/10/1997
02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
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Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
09/10/1997
01:35

Stan's Black Eye
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Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
09/10/1997
01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
South ParkS1 E5

Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
09/10/1997