South Park

The True Meaning of Being an American

Season 4 E 4 • 04/26/2000

Cartman tells the quints about the joys of America: log rides, burgers, and malls.

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01:45

Conte Partiro
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Kenny sings Bocelli while Grandpa Marsh and Mrs. Vladchick have gross, old-people sex.
04/26/2000
02:23

Ms. Old Romanian Woman
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The Marsh's agree to take in the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets.
04/26/2000
00:41

Night on the Town
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The boys and their parents depart for Cirque de Cheville.
04/26/2000
03:41

The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
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The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets attempt to stay in America.
04/26/2000
00:25

Poofters
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The boys, inspired by the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, begin to hone their skills as gymnasts.
04/26/2000
00:24

Boat Chase
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The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, on the run from their captors escape certain doom.
04/26/2000
00:44

MacGyver
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The Marshes welcome the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets to their home.
04/26/2000
00:45

Asshole of the World
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A newscast about the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets.
04/26/2000
00:34

A Real Singer
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Kenny wants go to Europe to become a better singer.
04/26/2000
01:00

Gun to His Head
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The boys hope the quints won't be sent back to Romania.
04/26/2000
00:40

The True Meaning of Being an American
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Cartman tells the quints about the joys of America: log rides, burgers, and malls.
04/26/2000
00:43

Janet Reno
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The Romanians meet with Attorney General Janet Reno.
04/26/2000
00:29

Poor Like Us
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Kenny receives an offer to attend the Romanian School of Music.
04/26/2000
00:26

Kenny Sings
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Kenny sings an opera concert in Romania.
04/26/2000
01:51

Who's Got The Silly Frog
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Stan and the boys try to rescue the quints on a nearby military base.
04/26/2000
01:33

Oprah
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Oprah saves the quints.
04/26/2000
01:34

NAMBLA Party
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The boys attend a NAMBLA party.
06/21/2000
01:24

French Farce
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Chaos and farce break out in the hotel hallway.
06/21/2000
01:36

Rightful Persecution
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A touching speech by a pedophile.
06/21/2000
01:23

Cartman Needs Maturity
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Cartman complains about his friends.
06/21/2000
00:55

BigBoned Joins the Chat
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Cartman makes an older friend online.
06/21/2000