YOU LOOKLIKE A PANSY !
SHUT UP KYLE !
WHAT ARE YOUSUPPOSED TO BE ?
I'M RAGGEDY ANDY.
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DRESSUP LIKE RAGGEDY ANDY, DUDE ?
WENDY'S GOINGAS RAGGEDY ANN.
AND SHE SAID THIS WAY
WE'D WIN THE COSTUMECONTEST FOR SURE.
NO WAY DUDE,
I'M GONNA WINTHE COSTUME CONTEST
WITH THIS SWEETCHEWBACCA COSTUME.
WENDY SAID THAT FIRST PRIZEIS TWO TONS OF CANDY.
WOW, COOL !
HEY DUDES...
CARTMAN, WHAT KIND OFCOSTUME IS THAT ?
IT'S ADOLF HITLER COSTUME,SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL !
WHERE'D YOUGET THAT ?
MY MOM MADE IT,ISN'T IT COOL ?
NO, IT'S NOT COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSEDTO BE STAN, HOWDY DOODY ?
NO, I'M RAGGEDY ANDY,FAT ASS.
OH, WOW,YOU LOOK PRETTY COOL.
SISSY.
I'LL KICKYOUR ASS KYLE !
LOOK OUT,HOLLY HOBBY'SALL PISSED OFF.
HEY LOOK,KENNY'S NOT DEAD.
YOU FORGOT TO WEARA COSTUME KENNY.
YEAH, WHAT'STHE MATTER ?
COULDN'T YOUR FAMILY AFFORDA COSTUME FOR YOU ?
YEAH, WHY IS YOURFAMILY SO POOR KENNY ?
KENNY'S FAMILYIS SO POOR
THAT YESTERDAY THEY HADTO PUT THEIR CARDBOARD BOX UP
FOR A SECONDMORTGAGE !
ISAID YOUR FAMILY HADTO PUT A CARDBOARD BOX UP
FOR A SECONDMORTGAGE, KENNY !
I'M TALKINGTO YOU KENNY !
ACHTUNG !
POOR, PIECE OF CRAP.
COME ON,WE'RE RUNNING LATE !
WE'RE ALWAYS RUNNINGLATE YOU UGLY SCANK.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
+ I'M GOING DOWNTO SOUTH PARK +TO OWN A FISHING TANK.
OH, NEITHER CAN I.
WHAT IS IT,DOC ?
WELL YOUR TEMPERATUREIS ONLY 55 DEGREES,
YOU HAVE NO PULSE,NO HEARTBEAT.
AND YOUR EYES AREALL PUFFY AND STICKY.
OH NO,YOU MEAN...
YEAH, I'M AFRAID THE TWOOF YOU HAVE PINK EYE.
I'D GIVE YOU ATOPICAL MEDICINE
BUT I DON'T WANTTO TOUCH YOU.
I'M SO HUNGRY
AND ALL I CAN THINKABOUT EATING IS...
BRAINS !
WELL FOR GOD SAKE,DON'T TOUCH YOUR EYES .
I'LL PRESCRIBESOME ANTIBIOTICS.
♪ WITH SCARY GHOSTS AND BATSAND CREEPY CRAWLY THINGS ♪
HELLO THERE,HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
MUST EAT BRAINS.
♪ IT'S THE MOST WONDERFULTIME OF THE YEAR ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO...
I'M GONNA MAKE A NEWCOSTUME DURING RECESS.
I CAN STILLWIN THAT CANDY.
HEY KENNY, ARE YOUGONNA EAT YOUR PUDDING ?
NO ERIC, GO AHEADAND EAT MY PUDDING
IF YOU'D LIKE.
WHY THANK YOU KENNY,HOW NICE OF YOU.
AREN'T YOUHUNGRY KENNY ?
HE HASN'T MOVEDAN INCH OR SAID ANYTHING.
HELLO CHILDREN.
HEY CHEF.
HEY CHEF.
WHAT IN THE HELLARE YOU DOING
DRESSED UP LIKE THAT ?
EATING KENNY'SPUDDING.
HELLO THERE,CHILDREN.
LOVE THE ELVISCOSTUME CHEF.
ELVIS ?I'M EVEL KENEVEL !
WHY THE HELL WOULD IDRESS UP LIKE ELVIS ?
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOUDRESS UP LIKE EVIL KENEVEL ?!
ANYWAY, I HOPE THATYOU KIDS ARE...
ERIC, GOD BLESS IT !
WHAT DO YOU THINKYOU'RE DOING ?!
HE SAID I COULDHAVE HIS PUDDING,
ASK HIM YOURSELF.
THAT'S RIGHT,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,
IT'S OKAY WITH MEBECAUSE ERIC IS COOL.
WHERE DID YOU GET THATCOSTUME YOUNG MAN ?
MY MOM MADE IT.
SIEG HEIL,SIEG HEIL !
SHH...
...GOD BLESSAMERICA.
YOU GET INTO MY OFFICEBEFORE ANYONE ELSE SEES YOU.
I HAVE TO SHOW YOUAN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO.
I DON'T WANT TO SEEAN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO.
YOU BIT MY ARM !
GOOD, KENNY'SBACK TO NORMAL.
Adolf Hitler wasa very, very naughty man.
( German )
( German )
So remember kids...
NOW, DO YOU HAVEANY QUESTIONS ?
CAN I SEE THAT AGAIN,THAT WAS COOL !
YOU MUST REMOVETHAT COSTUME IMMEDIATELY.
I CAN'T, I HAVE TO WINTHOSE TWO TONS OF CANDY.
WELL HOW ABOUT WE MAKEYOU A NEW COSTUME ?
LET'S SEE NOW,UH-HUH...
THOUGHT OFSOMETHING.
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE YOU ANICE SCARY GHOST COSTUME ?
I DON'T WANT TO BEA STUPID SCARY GHOST !
AND LET ME JUST MAKE A FEWQUICKY ALTERATIONS...
AND THERE YOU GOYOUNG MAN.
TRICK OR TREAT !
HOPE YOU KIDS LIKE
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTERCREAM PUFFIES...
AHH !
GET IT OFF,GET IT OFF ME !
DAMMIT !
WE'LL NEVERGET ANY CANDY
IF KENNY KEEPSEATING PEOPLE !
YEAH, THAT'SIT KENNY.
YOU CAN'T TRICK OR TREATWITH US ANYMORE.
TRICK OR TREAT !
HEY.
THEY'RE ALL DRESSED UPLIKE GHOSTS TOO.
ONE TOOTIE BAR ?YOU CHEAP BASTARDS !
( screaming )
OH MAN, I CAN'TBELIEVE HE'S GONE.
YEAH, HE WAS TOO YOUNGTO BE TAKEN FROM US.
DUDE, YOU'RE THE ONEWHO CUT HIM IN HALF
WITH A CHAIN SAW.
LET US REMEMBERTHE GOOD TIMES.
KENNY WOULDHAVE WANTED IT.
YOU KNOW, I REALLYLEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
HALLOWEEN ISN'T ABOUTCOSTUMES OR CANDY.
IT'S ABOUT BEINGGOOD TO ONE ANOTHER
AND GIVING AND LOVING.
NO DUDE,THAT'S CHRISTMAS.
OH.
THEN WHAT'SHALLOWEEN ABOUT ?
COSTUMES AND CANDY.
OH.
WELL LET'S GO HOME ANDSTART EATING THAT CANDY.
WE CAN EAT IT ATCARTMAN'S HOUSE
AND SEE MORE NAUGHTYPICTURES OF HIS MOM.
YEAH.
KNOCK IT OFFYOU GUYS !
SHE SAID SHE WAS YOUNGAND NEEDED THE MONEY.
( Kyle )CARTMAN,
THOSE PICTURES WERETAKEN LIKE LAST MONTH !
SCREW YOU GUYS !
AHH !
Pinkeye
s01e07 October 29, 1997
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."
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