Our Scause? - Video Clip | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

HOW CAN I BE OF SERVICE?

- WELL, WE WANTED TO STARTA NEW MOVEMENT,

AND WE THOUGHTSINCE YOUR COMPANY

SEEMS TO MAKE ALLTHE BRACELETS...

- AH, I SEE YOU'RE WEARING ONEOF OUR BROWN SCAUSES ALREADY!

DELIGHTFUL!

WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU LIKEYOUR NEW SCAUSE TO BE?

- OUR SCAUSE?

- WELL, OF COURSE!

YOU CAME FOR A SCAUSETO WEAR ON YOUR PAWS.

AND YOU WANT OTHERSTO WEAR YOURS UPON THARS!

- I'M CONFUSED.

- HMM, PERHAPS I SHOULD STARTFROM THE BEGINNING.

IN THE MODERN AGE THERE ARETHOSE WHO BELIEVE,

THAT A CAUSE IS A THINGTO BE WORN ON ONE'S SLEEVE.

AND SO, WE SELL A CAUSE.IT'S CALLED A SCAUSE.

AND WEARING A SCAUSEGETS YOU LOTS OF APPLAUSE.

WE START WITH SOME PLASTIC,WHICH IS SHERPED BY OUR SHERPAS,

THEN DIP IT IN COLORSTHAT SHOW OFF YOUR PURPOSE.

THERE ARE GREEN SCAUSESFOR RECYCLING,

BLUE SCAUSES FOR KITTIES,

AND PINK SCAUSES THAT FOCUSON NOTHING BUT TITTIES.

DO YOU HATE ABORTION? AH!THEN A WHITE SCAUSE IS FOR YOU!

WHY NOT CHAMPION YOUR SCAUSEWITH SOME SPARKLES AND GLUE?

WE MAKE SCASUES FOR THIS!WE MAKE SCAUSES FOR THAT!

WHY, THERE'S EVEN A SCAUSEFOR JUST BEING FAT!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?CAN'T THINK OF A SCAUSE?

HOW ABOUT RAISING AWARENESS FORTHE HAIRS IN YOUR SCHNOZ?

LET'S JUST THINK OF THE THINGTHAT YOU CARE ABOUT MOST!

THEN LET'S MAKE IT ORANGE,LIKE MARMALADE TOAST!

AND NOW I'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU FOR YOUR COMING DOWN.

I'M OFF TO GO SELL THESEIN YOUR LITTLE TOWN!

- DUDE,THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?