♪ Country musicand bike parades ♪
We got Tegridyall around
-♪ Round -♪ Round
♪ That's life livin'in our Colorado town ♪
[ Babies crying ]
I guess theyare offensive.
♪ We don't need nothin'from big corporations ♪
♪ We don't need progressor fancy educations ♪
♪ Maybe our Tegridykeeps us down ♪
-♪ Down -♪ Down
♪ But that's life livin'in our Colorado town ♪
Hey, Mom.Hi, Dad.
Sure are, Butters!
♪ Now, we gotta learn to livewithout boxes every day ♪
♪ We might wake up tomorrowand wonder why they went away ♪
♪ Guess you might call usa bunch of white trash hicks ♪
-♪ Hicks -♪ Hicks
♪ But at least we ain't suckin'no Bezosian Dicks ♪
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The Bike Parade
The entire town, high on their sense of Tegridy, turns out for the Bike Parade.