A Witch Hunt - Video Clip | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

- THIS IS BREAKING NEWS.

THE TESTS ARE DONE,AND THE RESULTS ARE IN.

THE LITTLE BOY WHO CLAIMEDHE NEVER CUT OFF

HIS WHAT WOULD JESUS DOBRACELET

DID CUT IT OFFAND LIED ABOUT IT.

- NOT ONLY DID WE FIND TRACESOF SUPER GLUE

BUT OF YELLOW MAGICMARKER AS WELL.

THIS IS A DARK DAY

FOR HONEST FRENCHSWEDISH PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.

- THOUGH THE TESTSSEEMED CONCLUSIVE,

STAN MARSH CONTINUESTO DENY ANY CHEATING.

[knock at door]

- YEAH.

- HEY, DUDE, PEOPLE ARE KIND OFPISSED OFF AT YOU.

- THANKS, KYLE.

- YOU PROBABLY SHOULD COME CLEANAND TELL THE TRUTH.

DID YOU SUPER GLUEYOUR BRACELET?

- WHY DOES IT MATTER?

- BECAUSE YOU KIND OFMADE IT MATTER.

- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST--

I'M JUST THROUGHWITH THIS WHOLE THING.

I CAN'T PUT MY FAMILYTHROUGH ANY MORE OF THIS.

- SO YOU DID SUPER GLUE IT.

- [scoffs] YOU KNOWWHAT'S REALLY SAD--

THAT THIS IS WHATMATTERS TO PEOPLE!

WHAT NOBODY SEEMS TO REMEMBERARE THE FARMERS IN BELARUS!

STANGROUND IS BIGGER THAN ME.

YOU WANT TO TELL ALL THOSEFARMERS IN BELARUS

IT'S ALL BULLCRAP?

- DUDE, THE SOONERYOU EAT YOUR PEAS,

THE SOONER YOU CAN TRY TOWIN SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS BACK.

YOU NEED TO BILL CLINTON THIS.

- YOU REALLY THINK I WENTTHROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE,

LYING ABOUT MY WRISTBANDAND CLAIMING TO BE

SOMETHING I WASN'T--FOR WHAT, KYLE?

FOR WHAT?!

THIS IS A WITCH HUNT, DUDE.

IT'S ALL THAT STUPIDFRENCH SCIENTIST--

HE'S THE FRAUD!AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT!