[ Pipes squeaking ]
Kyle's mom just squattedon the toilet!
Okay.We've got contact.
You ready with the bucket,Kenny?
Place it directly underthis pipe.
Alright.That should just about do it.
Now we just wait...
for the flush.
Mrph rmh mhm!
That's goodshe's not flushing yet.
That means she's gotmore serious business,
and serious businessis just what we're after.
You think she'll poopa big enough log?
You see how fatKyle's mom is?
That bitch must poopat least 2 pounders.
Kyle: The fuckare you doing?
Oh, hey, Kyle.What's goin' on?
You are not stealingmy mom's shit!
Kyle, this is the worldwe are living in, okay?
People are finding new andexciting ways to get healthy,
and who are weto stand in their way?
[ Toilet flushes ]
It just freaksme out, Doc.
We all have these...things living inside our bodies,
and everyonejust seems fine with it.
It's like as soon as peoplelearn they have microbiomes,
the first thing they want to dois start swapping them!
Well, young man,the truth is,
we still don't knowa lot about the microbiome.
but you shouldn't let itfreak you out.
But where doesit stop?!
Then are peoplejust gonna start wanting
skinny people's microbiomesto be skinny
or an athletes' microbiome tofeel athletic and young again?
Yes, it's possible,but we don't know enough.
There is no"super feces,"
which can make youathletic and young.
Well, like...what about Tom Brady's poop?
[ Thinking ] The spice...
He knows about the spice.
I-I'm just sayingthat Tom Brady seems
to work really hardon his diet and stuff.
His shit must bepretty good.
More than pretty good.
The Spice Melange.
But could he be the one to bring it here?
In a desperate attempt to get Jedi: Fallen Order before Christmas, Cartman, Stan and Kenny plot to steals some of Kyle's Mom's poop. Meanwhile, Kyle talks to a doctor about his growing anxiety about microbiomes.