PC PRINCIPAL: Alright, everyone,listen up.
Halloween has almost arrived,and I want to make sure that
we are all awareof certain guidelines
when it comes toHalloween costumes at school.
Now, I don't want to seeany fucking sombreros!
Alright? If I see any fuckingMexican sombreros,
or anyone fucking dressedlike a fucking Native American,
I'm gonna losemy fucking shit.
There will be noHOBOS or BUMS -
anything depicting peoplefrom low-income households.
Oh, no Halloweenfor you, Kenny.
And lastly,heed my fucking words -
if I see any of you girlsdressed as fucking Moana,
I am gonna losemy fucking mind.
Alright, now, the student bookfair is coming up next week.
We encourageall students to --
[ Crashing ]
And that'sall that happened.
I put that stampin the sticker book,
and now this mummy is destroyingeverything around me.
I need help.-M'kay.
A-And do you feel likemaybe the mummy's trying to,
you know, get you to react?
Well, what do you mean?-Well, you know, Butters,
the mummy just feels like youget to do whatever you want
but it doesn't get to dowhatever it wants.
Wait, the mummy talkedto you, too?!
Yeah, yeah, we had a good talk.Yeah.
Why is it talking to everyone?!
I think the mummy'svery insightful andcares about you a lot --
No, it doesn't!This is crazy!
Look, the mummy's just sad
because you get to go to schooland have fun
and what does the mummyget to do?
You know, it just sits aroundbeing a mummy, you know.
That's not fair.-First of all,
I don't have fun at school!And secondly,
the mummy can dowhatever it wants. I don't care!
Right, but you do care, Butters,because you're sitting here
in my office talkingabout all the bad thingsthe mummy does, m'kay?
The Mummy Is Very Insightful
After another Mummy attack, at school, Counselor Mackey sits Butters down for a counseling session.