A Funeral For Clyde Frog - Video Clip | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

HE WAS A FIGHTER,A VISIONARY.

BUT MOST OF ALL, CLYDE FROGWAS THE PERFECT FRIEND.

HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING.

HE NEVER HAD HIS OWN IDEASABOUT WHAT HE WANTED TO DO.

HE JUST SAT THERE GOING ALONGWITH WHATEVER I WANTED.

A NOBLE TRAIT THAT SEEMS LOSTON YOU 99 PERCENTERS.

AND NOW WE LIVE IN A WORLDWHERE ONE OF YOU

HAS DECIDED TO BECOMEA MURDERER.

WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE,

I'M SURE YOU'RESITTING THERE RIGHT NOW,

IN YOUR LITTLE GREEN HAT,

WITH YOUR LEFT CHEEK RESTINGAGAINST YOUR HAND, THINKING,

"I'M NOT GETTING AWAYWITH THIS, AM I?"

BECAUSE, WHOEVER YOU ARE,

MAYBE YOU STILL HAVE ONE LITTLEPIECE OF HUMANITY LEFT,

COVERED UP AND TAINTED BLACK

BY YEARS OF JEWISH PROPAGANDAAND LEFT WING LIES.

MAYBE YOU JUST--- SHUT THE HELL UP, CARTMAN!

- GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,KYLE?!

- HOW DO YOU MURDERA STUFFED ANIMAL?

- HOW DO YOUMURDER A STUFFED ANIMAL?

YOU TELL US, KYLE!

B-B-BUT-BUT LET'S NOTGET AHEAD OF OURSELVES.

THERE'S STILL A BIGINVESTIGATION TO COME.

AND UNTIL WE PROVEBEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT

WHO THE KILLER WAS, YOU AREALL JUST AS GUILTY AS KYLE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.BAGPIPES, PLEASE.

♪

♪ FLY, FLY LITTLE DOVE

♪ TO THE WELCOME ARMSOF CHRIST ABOVE ♪

♪ YOUR TEARSARE FINALLY GONE ♪

- WHERE'S OUR $5.00?

- FLY TO--WHAT?

- IT SAID IN THE EMAIL,IF WE CAME,

WE EACH GOT $5.00.

- YEAH.

- $5.00 HAS BEEN DONATEDIN EACH OF YOUR NAMES

TO THE CLYDE'S LAW FOUNDATION.

♪ FLY, FLY TO CHRIST [kids groaning]

OH, FINE,GO AHEAD AND LEAVE!

I'M GONNA FIND OUTWHO DID THIS TO CLYDE,

AND I'M GONNA HAVEYOUR FUCKIN' BALLS!

♪ FLY TO CHRIST

- SIR--SIR,YOU REMEMBER THE KIDS

FROM THAT SOUTH PARKELEMENTARY SCHOOL?

- OH, YES, THE BOOM BOOM CHUBBYCHOOM CHOOM SCHOOL.

- THEY'RE ALLPROTESTING OUTSIDE,

SAYING OUR SYSTEM ISN'T FAIRTO THE 99% OF THEM!

- OH, MY JESUS!

OH, NOT A 99% RALLY!

- I SURE HOPE THIS WORKS!

- TOM, I'M REPORTINGFROM THE MIDDLE OF A PROTEST,

WHERE TWO FOURTH GRADE STUDENTSARE FED UP

AND HAVE DECIDED TO OCCUPY...RED ROBIN.

OCCUPY RED ROBIN HAS BEENGOING ON FOR SEVERAL HOURS NOW,

AND, BOYS, TECHNICALLY,I AM PART OF THE 99%,

SO WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAYABOUT ALL THIS?