[ Knocking ]
[ Ominous music plays ]
We want to ask yousome questions
about what happenedin town last night.
What happened in town?
People were attacked byan ancient Egyptian mummy.
It killed five people, anddestroyed everything it could.
Oh. A mummy, huh?
That's -- That's weird.
Oh, you just thinkthat's weird?
Because The mummy saysyou two got in some kind
of altercationlast night.
What?The mummy talked to you?
Is it true, sir,that you and the mummy...
"got into an argumentover a gift
which you didn't seemto appreciate"?
There was no argument.
I just said I already had it,and I'd give it to a friend.
A present that the mummygot for you?
I just --
You can see how that couldbe pretty hurtful?
Did you throw the mummyout of your house?
No! I didn't throw the mummyout of the house!
The mummy got all pissed offat me, and left!
You're gonna have to sharein the damages, here, son.
But I didn't doanything wrong!
Okay look, officers.I think...
I'm under some kindof curse.
Well, that's what the mummytold us about you.
You've got a summonsto appear in court.
Until then, I just suggestyou and the mummy
stay awayfrom each other.
Oh, man.I really like it.
Yeah. It's smooth.
It's really smooth.
This is so good that we shouldstop smoking it right now.
We don't want to ruin ourHalloween experience, you know?
This is seriously gonna bethe best Halloween ever.
[ Screams ]Shelly!
That's what I thinkof your stupid special!
The Mummy Talked to You?!
The police show up, at Butters' house, and confront him about he fight he and the Mummy had the previous night. Meanwhile, Shelley exacts her revenge on Randy and his Halloween Special.