( Cartman )The city isn'twhat it used to be.
It all happenedso fast.
Everything went to crap.
everyone's sense of moralsjust disappeared.
The bad economymade things worse.
The jobs started drying up.
Then the storeshad to shut down.
Then the black man waselected President.
He was supposedto change things.
As more and more peopleturn to crime and violence,
the town becomesgripped in fear.
This cityneeds protection.
There is an animalthat lives by night,
searches through trash cans
and cleans outthe garbage.
To cleanthe trash can of society
I've chosen to becomemore than a man.
I am the herothis town needs.
As the world plummetsinto despair,
The Coon fightsto keep order intact.
Lisa, I had a reallygreat time tonight.
I did too, Josh.
Would you mind very muchif I kissed you ?
Not at all.
A woman being raped.
This is what ourcity has been reduced to.
When the money goes,the raping starts.
Women are helplesswithout the Coon.
Oh, yes, Josh, yes !
Let her go !
Excuse me ?
You aren't rapinganyone tonight !
Oh, it's a talkingsquirrel.
Ahggh !Wahgghghh !
Get out of here,get to safety !
Lisa, call me !
Ahghggh, ow !
Another womansaved from rape.
But how many more rapistsare out there ?
Aww, that really stings.
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.