Cartman vs. The Dog Whisperer - Video Clip | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

THERE'S ONE MANWHO'S THEIR BEST FRIEND.

CESAR MILLAN.

NO DOG IS TOO MUCHFOR ME TO HANDLE.

I REHABILITATE DOGS,I TRAIN PEOPLE.

I AM THE DOG WHISPERER.

( knocking )

PLEASE COME IN !

SO TELL MEWHAT PROBLEMS

YOU'RE HAVINGWITH THE CHILD.

WELL, HE'S JUST...OUT OF CONTROL.

I MEAN, HE NEVERLISTENS TO ME,

AND HE PRETTY MUCHRUNS MY LIFE.

SO THE CHILDNEEDS TO LEARN

THAT HE'S NOT THEMOST IMPORTANT PERSON

IN THE HOUSE.

YOU CAN STOP TALKINGBEHIND MY BACK,

I'M RIGHT HERE,FRUITCAKE.

SEE HOW I'M NOTLOOKING AT THE CHILD,

I'M NOT ACKNOWLEDGINGTHE CHILD,

I'M JUST LETTINGTHE CHILD KNOW

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HIM.

NOT INTERESTEDIN ME ?

SEE, THE CHILDTHINKS YOUR WORLD

REVOLVES AROUND HIM.

BECAUSE IT DOES.

BECAUSE EVERYTHING HE DOESGETS A RESPONSE FROM YOU.

YEAH, WELL,I DON'T SEE WHY-

AY !

DON'T LOOK AT THE CHILD,JUST KEEP LOOKING AT ME.

LET HIM KNOW WE AREHAVING A CONVERSATION.

MOM, THIS GUYDOESN'T-

AGH !QUIT IT !

WHAT IS THATYOU'RE DOING ?

DOGS SHOWTHEIR DOMINANCE

BY NIPPING EACH OTHERON THE NECK.

BUT IT WORKS EQUALLY WELLON THE CHILD.

I JUST USE TWO FINGERSAND NIP AT THE CHILD'S NECK.

DOESN'T HURT THE CHILD JUSTSHOWS HIM I AM DOMINANT.

LOOK, MEXICAN,IF YOU THINK-

KNOCK IT OFF !

SEE, I'M NOT VALIDATINGHIS BAD BEHAVIOR

WITH EITHER A NEGATIVEOR A POSITIVE RESPONSE.

OH, THAT'SVERY INTERESTING !

I THINK THE FIRST THINGWE NEED TO WORK ON

GETTING THE CHILDSOME EXERCISE.

HE'S FAT AND HE HAS ALLTHIS PENT-UP ENERGY THAT--

I'M NOT FAT !

WE NEED TOLET HIM BURN OFF.

DO YOU TAKE WALKSWITH YOUR SON ?

WELL, NO, I DON'T.

COME ON, LET'S TAKEYOUR SON FOR A WALK.