Memorial Service - Video Clip | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

FRIENDS, WE GATHERIN THIS PLACE

TO MOURN THE VICTIMSOF YESTERDAY'S TRAGEDY.

NINE GOOD PEOPLE, WHO WERERUN OVER IN THE STREET

BY AN ELDERLYWOMAN DRIVER.

OH GOD, MEMORIAL SERVICESARE SO BORING.

YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE,CARTMAN !

NINE PEOPLE DIED !

YEAH, BUT LIKE EIGHTOF THEM WERE HIPPIES.

MOSTLY HIPPIES GO TOFARMER'S MARKETS.

MOSTLY.

IT IS SOMETIMES HARD,IN TIMES LIKE THESE,

TO UNDERSTAND GOD'S WAY.

WHY WOULD HE ALLOWNINE INNOCENT PEOPLE

TO BE RUN DOWN IN THEPRIME OF THEIR LIVES

BY A SENIOR CITIZEN WHO,PERHAPS,

SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING ?

IT IS THEN THATWE MUST UNDERSTAND

GOD'S SENSE OF HUMOR IS VERYDIFFERENT FROM OUR OWN.

HE DOES NOT LAUGH AT THE SIMPLE"MAN WALKS INTO A BAR" JOKE.

NO, GOD NEEDS COMPLEX IRONY,AND SUBTLE, FARCICAL TWISTS

THAT SEEM MACABRETO YOU AND ME.

ALL THAT WE CAN HOPE FOR, ISTHAT GOD GOT HIS GOOD LAUGH

AND A TRAGEDY SUCH AS THISWILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

LOOK OUT !

WAH ?

WAS THAT A STOP SIGNBACK THERE ?

( screaming )

OHHH, I THINKI HIT A POTHOLE.

HEY DAD, HOW COME THEYLET OLD PEOPLE DRIVE ?

WELL, STAN, IT'SA VERY FRAGILE ISSUE.

BUT THEY KILL PEOPLE.

SOMETIMES, YES,BUT SENIOR CITIZENS

HAVE TO BE DEALT WITHVERY GINGERLY, STAN.

WE CAN'T JUST TAKETHEIR LICENSES AWAY.

I'LL BE GOD DAMNEDIF THEY THINK

THEY CAN TAKEMY LICENSE AWAY !

OH, HI, DAD.

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALPRIVILEGES AWAY FROM SENIORS !

WELL, LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, PECKER-FACE,

I WORKED 55 YEARSIN A STEEL MILL...

YES, DAD.

AND I FLEW SPITFIRES OVERGERMANY IN WORLD WAR II...

YES, I KNOW.

AND I WILL BE GOD DAMNEDIF THE GOVERNMENT THINKS

IT CAN STEP IN AND TAKE AWAYMY RIGHT TO DRIVE !

I THINK OLD PEOPLE SHOULDHAVE RIGHTS, GRANDPA.

I JUST DON'T WANNA DIE.