FRIENDS, WE GATHERIN THIS PLACE
TO MOURN THE VICTIMSOF YESTERDAY'S TRAGEDY.
NINE GOOD PEOPLE, WHO WERERUN OVER IN THE STREET
BY AN ELDERLYWOMAN DRIVER.
OH GOD, MEMORIAL SERVICESARE SO BORING.
YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE,CARTMAN !
NINE PEOPLE DIED !
YEAH, BUT LIKE EIGHTOF THEM WERE HIPPIES.
MOSTLY HIPPIES GO TOFARMER'S MARKETS.
MOSTLY.
IT IS SOMETIMES HARD,IN TIMES LIKE THESE,
TO UNDERSTAND GOD'S WAY.
WHY WOULD HE ALLOWNINE INNOCENT PEOPLE
TO BE RUN DOWN IN THEPRIME OF THEIR LIVES
BY A SENIOR CITIZEN WHO,PERHAPS,
SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING ?
IT IS THEN THATWE MUST UNDERSTAND
GOD'S SENSE OF HUMOR IS VERYDIFFERENT FROM OUR OWN.
HE DOES NOT LAUGH AT THE SIMPLE"MAN WALKS INTO A BAR" JOKE.
NO, GOD NEEDS COMPLEX IRONY,AND SUBTLE, FARCICAL TWISTS
THAT SEEM MACABRETO YOU AND ME.
ALL THAT WE CAN HOPE FOR, ISTHAT GOD GOT HIS GOOD LAUGH
AND A TRAGEDY SUCH AS THISWILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
LOOK OUT !
WAH ?
WAS THAT A STOP SIGNBACK THERE ?
( screaming )
OHHH, I THINKI HIT A POTHOLE.
HEY DAD, HOW COME THEYLET OLD PEOPLE DRIVE ?
WELL, STAN, IT'SA VERY FRAGILE ISSUE.
BUT THEY KILL PEOPLE.
SOMETIMES, YES,BUT SENIOR CITIZENS
HAVE TO BE DEALT WITHVERY GINGERLY, STAN.
WE CAN'T JUST TAKETHEIR LICENSES AWAY.
I'LL BE GOD DAMNEDIF THEY THINK
THEY CAN TAKEMY LICENSE AWAY !
OH, HI, DAD.
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALPRIVILEGES AWAY FROM SENIORS !
WELL, LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, PECKER-FACE,
I WORKED 55 YEARSIN A STEEL MILL...
YES, DAD.
AND I FLEW SPITFIRES OVERGERMANY IN WORLD WAR II...
YES, I KNOW.
AND I WILL BE GOD DAMNEDIF THE GOVERNMENT THINKS
IT CAN STEP IN AND TAKE AWAYMY RIGHT TO DRIVE !
I THINK OLD PEOPLE SHOULDHAVE RIGHTS, GRANDPA.
I JUST DON'T WANNA DIE.
Memorial Service
Grey Dawn s07e10
An elderly man kills people with his car.

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