Head Cancer - Video Clip | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

LET'S GO HOMEAND EAT KROFF DINNER.

HERE, HERE.

LOOKS LIKEYOU GOT AWAY WITH IT,

TERRANCEAND PHILLIP.

OH, HELLO, SCOTT.

NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT OLD PAL ?

THERE ARE HARD FEELINGS,THIS ISN'T OVER !

I'M GONNA SEE TO IT

THAT YOU BOTH PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE !

AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ?

'CAUSE YOU'REA DICK ?

NO, BECAUSE I HATE YOU.

YOU THINK FARTING IS SO FUNNY,WELL IT ISN'T !

FART JOKES ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF COMEDY,

AND IF I--

( farting )

OH, I HATE YOU BOTH !

I'VE HATED YOU EVER SINCEI CAN REMEMBER.

I HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU BOTH HAD CANCER !

CANCER ?

YES, IN THE HEAD.

HEAD CANCER ?

THIS IS NOT THE END, TERRANCE AND PHILLIP.

YOU'LL RUETHIS DAY.

SCOTT REALLY HATES US, PHILLIP.

YES, PERHAPS HE'S HOMOPHOBIC.

BUT WE'RE NOT GAY, PHILLIP.

WE'RE NOT ?

WELL, LET US BOARD THE SUBWAYAND RETURN HOME.

THERE WE CAN EAT KROFF DINNER.

YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY

AND ONLY KROFF DINNER CAN CALM MY NERVES.

( farting )

( laughing )

SAY PHILLIP,

WHY DOES SCOTT ALWAYS TRYTO CONVICT ME OF MURDER ?

HE DOES IT EVERY WEEK.

HE SURE DOESSEEM TO HATE US.

I WONDER WHAT HE'LL TRY TO DO NEXT.

GOD ONLY KNOWS.

THE SUBWAY CERTAINLYIS WONDERFUL, TERRANCE.

IT SURE IS, LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE.

YES, LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE.