South Park

Sorry Your Mom's a Whore

Season 1 E 13 • 02/25/1998

Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.

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Mecha-Ike!
South ParkS1 E12

The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
02/18/1998
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
South ParkS1 E13

When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
02/25/1998
03:05

Manage Oh Three
South ParkS1 E13

When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
02/25/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
South ParkS1 E13

Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
03:01

Drunken Barn Dance
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
02/25/1998
01:59

America's Stupidest Home Videos
South ParkS1 E13

Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
02/25/1998
02:02

Bear With Wide Canyon
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
02/25/1998
01:09

Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
South ParkS1 E13

With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
02/25/1998
00:54

A Disturbed Little Boy
South ParkS1 E13

The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
02/25/1998
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
01:02

Sorry Your Mom's a Whore
South ParkS1 E13

With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
02/25/1998
01:51

Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
South ParkS1 E13

Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
02/25/1998
03:52

Oh, Canada
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip use their own chemical warfare against Saddam
04/01/1998
02:48

April Fools
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip star in the film "Not Without My Anus." In the first scene, Terrance is on trial for murder. He and his lawyer, Phillip, farts a lot.
04/01/1998
02:07

Danger Or No
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance says goodbye to Celine Dion (Sally's mother). He and Phillip go to the airport where they get a ticket to Iran.
04/01/1998
01:47

Help
South ParkS2 E1

Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
04/01/1998
01:20

Head Cancer
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After Terrance gets off the hook, he and Phillip are approached by Scott who vows to one day get him. Then they ride the subway home and fart.
04/01/1998
00:47

Saddam Hussein
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Saddam Hussein calls up Scott to make a deal. If Scott can get Hussein and his friends into Canada, he'll get Terrance and Phillip out of there.
04/01/1998
00:46

Ugly Bob
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Terrance and Phillip run into Ugly Bob. They give him a paper bag to wear on his head for which he thanks them.
04/01/1998
01:13

Sally
South ParkS2 E1

A letter is delivered to Terrance saying that his daughter is being held captive in Iran. Phillip had no idea that Terrance even had a daughter.
04/01/1998
01:05

Smelly Iranian Captors
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip grab Sally with no trouble. When they get back to Canada, it seems that Saddam Hussein has taken over.
04/01/1998