Grandpa's Birthday - Video Clip | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAYTO YOU ♪

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY,DEAR GRANDPA ♪

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAYTO YOU ♪

NOW BLOW OUTTHE CANDLES GRANDPA.

( wheezing )

HOORAY !

HOORAY !

HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE102, PAPS ?

SHOOT ME !

MAKE A WISH,GRANDPA.

I WISHI WERE DEAD !

THAT'S OURSILLY GRANDPA.

I'M NOT BEING SILLY,KILL ME !

I'D DO IT MYSELFBUT I'M TOO DAMN OLD !

WHO WANTS ICE CREAMWITH THEIR CAKE ?

( Stan )I WILL !

IT'S 8:00, MY FAVORITETV SHOW IS ON.

THAT SHOW'S FOR BABIES,IT'S SO STUPID !

CAN I EAT MY CAKEIN THE LIVING ROOM MOM ?

PLEASE, CAN I ?

OH, ALRIGHT, BUT TAKEYOUR GRAMPY WITH YOU.

GODDAMNIT !

LANGUAGE !

Now back to"Terrance and Phillip".

Hey Terrance,I think I have to fart.

Wait, before you do,pull my thumb.

( farting )

( laughing )

( gunshot )

GODDAMNIT !

HOW WOULD YOU LIKETO MAKE A DOLLAR, BILLY ?

MY NAME'S NOT BILLY,GRANDPA, IT'S STAN.

DAMNIT BILLY,DO YOU WANT A DOLLAR ?!

SURE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO DOONE THING.

I'M NOT GONNAKILL YOU GRANDPA.

WHY NOT ?

BECAUSE I'LLGET IN TROUBLE.

I KILLED MY GRANDPAWHEN I WAS YOUR AGE !

LEAVE ME ALONEGRANDPA.

( farting )

WHAT HAS AMERICA'SYOUTH COME TO ?!

KIDS WON'T EVEN KILLTHEIR OWN GRANDPARENTS !