Tony Hayward
{{#if:Tony Hayward|Tony Hayward|Tony Hayward}}
{{#if:Male|
}}
{{#if:57|
}}
{{#if:Black|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:President and CEO of DP|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
{{#if:Coon 2: Hindsight|
}}
{{#if:|
}}
Gender | Male |
Age | 57 |
Hair Color | Black |
Penis Size | {{{PenisSize}}} |
Status | {{{Status}}} |
Class | {{{Class}}} |
Occupation | President and CEO of DP |
Grade | |
Aliases | |
Religion | |
Sexuality | {{{Sexuality}}} |
Family Members | {{{FamilyMembers}}} |
{{{Relation1}}} | {{{RelativeName1}}} |
{{{Relation2}}} | {{{RelativeName2}}} |
{{{Relation3}}} | {{{RelativeName3}}} |
{{{Relation4}}} | {{{RelativeName4}}} |
{{{Relation5}}} | {{{RelativeName5}}} |
{{{Relation6}}} | {{{RelativeName6}}} |
{{{Relation7}}} | {{{RelativeName7}}} |
{{{Relation8}}} | {{{RelativeName8}}} |
{{{Relation9}}} | {{{RelativeName9}}} |
{{{Relation10}}} | {{{RelativeName10}}} |
{{{Relation11}}} | {{{RelativeName11}}} |
{{{Relation12}}} | {{{RelativeName12}}} |
{{{Relation13}}} | {{{RelativeName13}}} |
{{{Relation14}}} | {{{RelativeName14}}} |
{{{Relation15}}} | {Template:RelativeName15 |
Voiced by | |
Appearances | {{{Appearances}}} |
First Appearance | Coon 2: Hindsight |
Last Appearance |
About
The President and CEO of the BP (British Petroleum) - and later DP - oil company, Tony Hayward is always there with a good, erotic 'I'm sorry' campaign to win back public favor after yet another huge mistake by his company. When drilling in the Gulf of Mexico for oil - and creating a serious oil crisis - created issues, he authorized drilling on the moon, releasing the dark Lord C'thulhu. He has not been seen since his post-C'thuhlu "I'm sorry" campaign, and rumor has it he has resigned his post.
Memorable Quotes
- "We're sorry."
- "I'm deeply sorry."
Featured Episodes
- Coon 2: Hindsight (s14e11)
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)