Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Quest for Ratings
Episode 0811
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys sober up.
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Crab People

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.
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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys drink cough syrup.
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Tigger Yum Yum

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.
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Panda Bear Madness Minute

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.