Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Quest for Ratings
Episode 0811
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
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Trip Balls

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys buy cold medicine.
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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys sober up.
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Dude, Bail?

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys' news show gets incredible ratings.
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Poor People Don't Watch the News

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.
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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys drink cough syrup.
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Crab People

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.
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Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.