How the [bleep] did this happen?[ Knock on door ]
Uh, sorry, PC Principal, butsomeone wants to speak with you.
I told you to leave me alone,Mackey.
I'm not in the mood.
But -- But, sir...the president-elect is here.
So sorry for the intrusion.
You're not too busy,I hope.
Uh, n-not at all.
Please, uh, have a seat,Mr. Garrison.
Uh, please have a seat,Mister...President.
That's better, bitch.
Certainly want to, uh,
congratulate youon the election.
Do you remember the dayyou fired me, PC Principal?
I know we've hadsome differences, uh --
I was upsetbecause a bunch of immigrants
were changing my class,and I believe your response was
that I needed to goand learn their language,
be more open-minded.
I'm sorry that you're positionhere at the school
Are you really?
Are you really sorry?
Because you see, PC Principal,you helped create me.
You insisted that I was a bigot,
that I was an intolerant relicleft over from another time.
But now...I'm your president.
And if there's one thingI've learned
about becoming President,
it's that your penis can getreally dry.
When all the skin on your penisis drying out
from working so hardto get elected,
there's only one thingthat can fix it, isn't there?
Saliva...from a good friendwho once doubted you.
I need you to fix my problem,PC Principal,
so that we can beeven-stevens.
What do you say, buddy?
Oh, 'member when it fellin her drink?
'Member whenHan shot Greedo?
Sure,I 'member Greedo.
[ Chuckles ]I 'member Greedo.'Member?
What's the password,'member?
Yeah, I 'member.You 'member?
[ Indistinct conversationsand "'member"ing ]
[ Chuckles ]'Member this place?
Sure, I 'member.
'Memberthe Tantive IV?
Oh!I love that ship!
Hi, it's us!'Member?!
Us who?I don't 'member.
We did the thingwith throwing Mickey
in the drink,'member?
Oh, sure, I 'member.
That's 'cause of yous,we won the election.
Yeah, yeah, 'member?
Waiter, round of drinksfor our heroes here, 'member?
You done goodpoisoning the lady's drink.
Now our man is in office,'member?
But I still have thingsI need you to do.
[ Chuckles ]I 'member.
[ Gunfire ]
Yep. Copy that.
[ Computer chimes ]
Ike! Ike, buddy,can you hear me?
I need youto do something, okay?
Daddy needs your help.
I need you to go to your browser
and sign on to the schoolmessage board, okay?
Can you do that for me?
The school message boardand then log in.
Lower-case "s," "skankhunt42."
You got it?
He's gonna have his sonsign in and troll for him.
If Skankhunt is stillout there trolling,
then they havethe wrong guy, get it?
It's calledusing your brain, fatso!
So, they'llblame your kid?
Nobody caresif a kid trolls.
What are they gonna do?Get a slap on the wrist?
Didn't you hearwhat that guy said?
They're gonna set countriesagainst each other.
We haveway bigger problems.
You don't knowmy [bleep] wife.
Ike, you got it?
Okay, now I need you to go tothe comments section, okay,
and type in "You shouldall get raped by gorillas."
You got that, pal?
Ike, "You shouldall get raped by gorillas."
Come on, we havea lot work to do here.
All around the world,countries are mobilizing armies
and preparingdefensive countermeasures.
Why?What the hell happened?
This is everythingyou need to know
about the Troll Traceprogram.
What's Troll Trace?
A plan by the Danishto release
the full Internet historiesof everyone on earth.
The previous administrationtried to work with the Danish
by handing over several trolls,but the plan didn't work.
The entire world has becomevery uncertain and unstable.
We think we should order allnavy vessels to the Bering Sea.
Because when the Chineseare able to see all our e-mails
and online activity,we believe they will
most likely attack us.
Also, there are ground troopsmobilizing in Paris
because the French believewhen we see all their e-mails,
we will most likelyattack them.
Mr. President, sir.
The Russians are askingwhat we intend to do
about the Danish.
Well, whyare you asking me?
Please, sir, we havevery little time
before this escalatesbeyond our control.
Okay, numbers 204 through 215,you can come on through.
Hey, that's me, too!Yippee!
Right in here,everyone.
Hello, everyone,and welcome to the tour.
I'm Elon Musk.
Are we gonna havesome fun today?
Oh, great,a stupid tour guide.
Can we just talkto someone important, please?
We want to go to Mars.
And getting anywheretakes ingenuity.
Oh, Mrs. Door, would you mindopening, please?
Woman:[ Robotic ] Yes, Elon.
[ Clicking ]
[ Jingle plays ]
The only wayfor humankind to survive
is with imaginationand technology --
Cars that runon electricity.
Solar panels that replaceroof shingles.
Even foodthat changes form.
You see this?It's a pizza --
Only four inches long,and yet when heated,
it expands to make enough pizzato feed 100 people.
I call itthe Pizza Pocket.
[ Whispering ]They already have pizza pockets.
Who would like to seethe Hyperloop,
a new mode of travelthat can take you from here
to Dubaiin nine minutes?
Excuse me, Mr. Musk.
This is allsuper interesting and shit,
but can we seethe Mars rocket now?
♪ There's nothing that a hundredmen or more could ever do ♪
[ Ah-oogah! ]
[ Ah-oogah! ]
[ Ah-oogah! ]
Out of the way,'member?
You better 'member, if you knowwhat's good for yous.
[ Swing music playing ]
Hey, look!It's him, 'member?
Sure, I 'member!
Ah, yous did good.
Who's in charge,'member?
We decidedhe's in charge.
No, we said I'min charge, 'member?
No, wait, I 'member.We all said he's in charge.
Oh, yeah,I 'member.
Sure, I 'member.
Not those stormtroopers!The real old ones.
People want to 'member?They're gonna 'member.
Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunter’s revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars.