We have to destroy these things.
[ Chattering ]
That's much easier saidthan done.
They're resistant to just abouteverything I've tried.
'Member Mos Eisley?'Member the Rancor?
'Member sand people?'Member the cantina?
'Member -- Ah! Ah!
[ Screaming ]
What's going on now?
They're using a torchon him.
Ooh, are they gonnause a torch on us?
[ Screaming continues ]
'Member Wedge?I loved Wedge. 'Member?
Ugh!There has to be something.
Try the acid.
'Member Mon Mothma?
'Memberthe rebel transports?
[ Screaming ]
They're tryingto destroy us.
-They are?-Our whole species?
-They can't do that.-Yeah, they can.
'Member the Death Starblowing up the Alderaan?
Ooh, Alderaan --I 'member.
[ Screaming ]
'Member the Cloud City?
'Member IG-88, the bounty hunterdroid, 'member?
That was fantastic.
These things are impossibleto get rid of.
This is gonna seema little weird to you, okay?
Before I quit Twitterand threw my phone away,
I was trying to prove who ourschool message board troll was.
Like you said you would do,Kyle,
except thatshe actually meant it.
Before I stopped searching,I learned something.
Take a look.
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
What is all this?
To try and provewho the troll was,
I started to look for patternsin how students used emojis.
Then I cross-referenced thatwith the troll's writing.
I call itemoji analysis.
People can hidebehind a fake name,
but the way they use emojisgives them away.
Wow,that's pretty smart.
She's funny, too, Kyle.
After I had eliminatednearly every student,
I started to realizethat the troll's emojis
were more archaic and lesselegant than the average kid's.
That's when I realized it.
Whoever Skankhunt42 ison the school message boards,
it isn't a student.
It's an adult.
You mean likeone of the teachers?
I think...it's one of the parents.
Are you sure?
I had enough examples ofthe teachers' text and e-mails
to do emoji analysis.
They were much more in linewith Skankhunt's
but still not a match.
Emoji analysis --it's genius.
You're not giving her creditfor being hilarious.
-Hurry! We have to hurry!-Let's go!
This way, this way!
We have to go this way,'member?
Oh, I 'member!
Come on.We have to hurry.
-'Member Jabba the Hutt?-[ Chuckles ] Yeah!
Come on, tubs.You got to keep up, 'member?
[ Chuckles ] Sorry.I 'member.
Okay. Almost there.
-'Member the Battle of Endor?-Shh!
[ Whispering ]'Member the Battle of Endor?
Oh, I 'member.
[ Chuckles ]Are we almost there?
Shh!Come on, 'member!
Oh, I 'member.
[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Whirring ]
[ Toto's "Africa" playing ]
'Memberwhich way we're going?
Hey, hey.'Member the Ewok village?
-Oh, I 'member!-I 'member that.
-Yeah, sure, I 'member.-'Member?
[ Thud ]
Oh, shit. Hang on.
Hey,you shut the [bleep] up.
Yeah, we're gonna kill you,'member?
[ Muffled ] Oh, I 'member.
♪ Gonna take a lot todrag me away from you ♪
-Oh, 'member this song?-Sure, I 'member.
I love this song.It was fantastic! 'Member?
-Oh, I 'member.-You 'member?
Complete panic and mass hysteria tonight
as the city of Fort Collins has been hacked.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! They've done it.
The Danish are taking credit for the cyber attack,
claiming it successfully exposed a notorious troll.
The man has been identified as the Internet troll MLKKK
and was burned alive by one of his apparent victims.
The Danish claim this was only a beta test
and soon the service will be available worldwide.
Wait. So, like, they'll be releasing
everyone's Internet history?
Uh, I got to go.
No, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no!
[ Computer chiming ]
Dildo, they've done it!
The Danish figured out
how to hack everyone'sInternet history.
[ Clicks ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
we live in an unprecedented timeof uncertainty.
I want to speak to you,human to human,
because, with God's grace,
this will be the last timeyou ever hear from me.
When I started this campaign,
I was saying a lot of shitbecause I was angry.
And then I turned that angerinto pushing buttons
by being more and moreoutrageous.
Slowly, people startedpaying attention to me,
and I guessit made me feel powerful.
Well, now the chickenshave come home to roost.
Sooner or later,we all get exposed.
We're all held accountablefor what we say and what we do.
There's only one thingthat matters now.
On November 8th,you must vote against me
and show the worldthat you didn't think
the new "Star Wars"was all that good.
When you're inthat voting booth,
remember that every votefor Hillary Clinton
is a vote that shows the worldwe agree
that "The Force Awakens"
was more like a "Happy Days"reunion special than a movie.
The choice is yours, America.
Please make the right one.
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.