[ Shouting ]
-Hit her!-Stupid girls!
-Get her, man!-Girls suck!
-Kick his ass, Nelly!-All boys should die!
Take him out!
I don't care if you're a boy.I'm gonna kick your ass!
Anytime, anywhere, skank.
Pull upyour stupid pants first!
Why? You afraid to fight melike a man?
Kick her ass, Butters.She called your stupid!
He is stupid!Look at him!
At least he's nota z-z-zitty-faced girl.
Hey, hey. Whoa, guys.Guys!
Come on.Hasn't this gone on long enough?
Aren't we tired of beingso divided at school?
Get out of here, Cartman!Nobody's buying it!
Yeah!Everyone knows you're the worst!
Heidi: Hey!Leave him alone!
Eric tries to help,and you guys call him names?
Sorry, baby.I had to step in.
It's cool, baby.
Heidi has really been hurtby all of this, you guys.
And I think for her sake,
it's time for us to alltry and come together.
As a school.
I know we're down a bitin the polls,
but there's still a great chancewe can win the swing states.
There's still a chance?Are you serious?
Just one thing, sir.
Be a little careful what you sayabout women.
Uh, seems like that might belosing us some votes.
Oh, you don't say.
Ladies and gentlemen,
our country is dividedlike never before,
and we all know that only oneman has the guts to say
what we're all thinking.
Please, welcome the man who,with your help,
will soon be the nextPresident of the United States!
[ Cheering ]
Audience: [ Chanting ] Douche,Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche,
Douche, Douche, Douche,Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche.
[ Clears throat ]
So I'm standing in lineat the airport,
waiting in security 'cause ofall the freakin' Muslims --
[ Cheers and applause ]
And the TSA security people
all look like black thugsfrom the inner city.
I'm like, "Oh, good,you're gonna protect us?"
[ Laughter ]
Well, maybe it's goodthey're all gang members.
At least they cantell the difference
between Muslims and Mexicans'cause God knows I can't.
You know, I'm standing therein line and you know what I do?
I stick my fingerin this chick's asshole.
[ Scattered cheersand applause ]
She turns to me and says,
"Hey, aren't you that guythat's running for president?"
I say, "Yeah."
She says, "Why you gotyour finger in my ass?"
I said, "I'm justkeeping it warm, honey,
'cause that chick next to youis way hotter,
and I'm gonna stick itin her clam."
[ Scattered laughter ]
Yeah.Let's make American great again.
No dude wants his fingerin some ugly bitch's ass.
[ Scattered laughter ]
You got to be careful, though.
It's only abouthalf-an-inch away, you know,
the asshole and that clam,so you got to be careful.
Oh!Oh, where you going?
I'm sorry.Did I offend you?
Where did I lose you, honey?
So you've been okay withthe [bleep] everyone to death,
all the Muslim and Mexican shit,
but fingers in the assdid it for you?
Cool. Just wanted to seewhere your line was.
Oh, yeah, look, I guesssome more broads are leaving.
Oh, geez.You were so onboard.
I can't believe I let thatlittle offensive mark slip!
Poor girls.Did you get your feelings hurt
after cheering for"[bleep] all the immigrants?"
Geez. I'm sorry.Geez.
Are you tired of hate speech?
Are you sick of sexismand the bigotry?
Then please help the Danishput an end to trolls.
[ Singing in Danish ]
Right now, the people of Denmark
are working on a biometriccomputer superstructure
which will allow peopleall around the world
to identify the trollsin their communities.
[ Singing continues ]
But to make this dreaminto a reality,
we still need your donations.
We are just a fewmillion Kroners away,
so please donate viathe social media of your choice.
[ Singing continues ]
Just imagine it.
Knowing who said whaton the Internet.
The whole world will bepeaceful and happy.
Like here in Denmark!
Help fund our projecton social media today!
Together: Together we willrid the world of trolls!
[ Singing continues ]
Gerald, you're backfrom your convention?
Yeah.It went really well.
This is, uh, my I.T. guy.
Gonna help me get myoffice computer set back up.
Well, can I make you guyssomething to eat?
Don't worry about us, hon.Lots of work to do.
Love you so much!
Ike,no Internet tonight.
We need all the bandwidthwe can get.
Say hi toDildo Shwaggins.
I got to hand it to you,Gerald.
You have a really nice home.A nice family.
Yeah, well, now you seeI have a lot to lose
if they find out who I am.
And who is that?
I've studied your work.
You're so good at lashing outat the system,
bringing people downoff their high horses.
Why do you do it?
I told you.It's just funny to me.
I do it for the lolz.
I don't believe that.
I think there's moreto Skankhunt.
When I was in school,
kids teased me,
called me a midgeteven though I'm not.
My mother was a little person,
but she actually married a guywho had gigantism syndrome.
She thought if she wasa little person
and had a baby with a giant,
I would come out normal.
[ Stifled laughing ]
We can't letthese Danish pricks
take away our online lives,Skank.
For some of us,it's all we have.
Test, test, one, two.
This is Dildo Shwaggins.
We are ready to commencethe trashing of Denmark.
All trolls report in.
Che Gamorrah standing by.
MLKKK, and I'm ready.
Anonymous821 signed into multiple accounts
and standing by.
YRFATANDDUM standing by.
SupersexyLISA18 standing by.
YOURMOMSTITS standing by.
Skankhunt42 standing by.
Slapperman: Okay, everyone follow Skankhunt's lead.
Don't get distracted.We are only trolling Denmark.
All right, engaging Twitter now.
Prepare for overreactionon my mark.
Three, two, mark.
[ Knock on door ]
Did they pick it upon Yahoo!?
Don't know, but Google has itas the number-one story.
Oh [bleep]Go to -- go to Huffington.
Millions of people took to the Internet last night
after shocking claims were made about the Danish company LEGO
and their ties to ISIS.
This is CNN front pageright now.
It now appears the country of Denmark
was the victim of a massive troll.
The country is still reeling from the LEGO hoax story.
Tom, by the time the hoax was revealed,
the damage had already been done.
Millions of people got on the anti-Denmark bandwagon,
and when millions more came in to support Denmark,
hundreds of millions more got on the anti-Denmark bandwagon.
We did it!We did it!
Oh, Kyle.Uh, hey.
Didn't thinkyou'd be leaving yet.
I have a fundraiserat school.
Well, did you seewhat's all over the Internet?
Everyone'sripping on LEGOs.
Yeah, now the whole world isblowing up with Danish jokes.
The Guardianhas a bunch of stories up
about howthe Denmark government
isn't responding toeven interview requests.
Wow![Bleep] Denmark, huh, Kyle?
That's got to be what just abouteveryone is thinking now.
Douche and a Danish
Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.