Troll Hunter: [ Danish accent ]Long ago in the dim and frozenlands of Scandinavia,
there were creatures who wreakedhavoc on humanity -- the troll.
They dwelled in rocks, in caves,isolated from civilization.
The creatures were ugly, fat,and slow-witted.
But some could also lookand behave like human beings.
These were the most dangerous.
[ Fast folk strings playing ]
Now the creatures have returned.
This time,1,000 miles across the sea.
Today the monsters believethey can go undetected,
free to attack and then retreatto the darkness.
But in Denmark, we have dealtwith the trolls before.
And now,we shall deal with them again.
Dad, can I talk to you?
All the girls at schoolare really mad.
It's likeone guy gets online
and says terrible thingsabout girls,
and it reflects badlyon all of us.Uh-huh.
Everyone's sad,everyone's depressed,
and nobody knowshow to move forward.Good.
I guesswhat I'm saying is
I'm starting to feel a lotof guilt just for being a boy.
How do I not feel that?
Sorry, Kyle,I have to meet someone.
Talk to your mother.I love you.
and we needto be more active
in showing the girlswe respect them.
There's a biggirls' volleyball game tonight,
and we should all goand show our support.
You really thinkthat's gonna make a difference?
I do. We need to show the girlsthat all boys
aren't the same, and that we arewilling to change.
Oh, why don't youshut the [bleep] up, Kyle?!
All I've been hearing aboutthe past few weeks
is how this is our problem,how bo need to change.
Well, I'm gettingpretty sick of it!
Everyone elseseems to be able to be proud
of who they are,but not us.
And then we got Uncle Kyle heretelling us the girls are right.
Butters.This is a waron all of us!
You want to listento Uncle Kyle? Go ahead!
Pretty soon they'll belocking us all up.
And don't think you're safe,either, Tweek and Craig.
Just 'cause you're gaydoesn't mean
you aren't looked down uponfor being boys.
The world wants us allto feel shame
just 'cause we were all bornwith wieners!
Butters,you need to calm down.
No! We tried doing ityour way, Kyle.
We tried doing what the girlswanted us to do,
and wheredid it get us?
Right! It turned us againstone of our own,
that's what it did!
What happened to Eric Cartman isthe girls' fault, not ours!
I'm done feeling guilt.
I'm a boy, dag nab it.
And you know what,I'm proud of my little wiener!
Mark my words --
The moment is comingwhen you all need to decide.
Are you with your kind,or are you with Uncle Kyle?
to tonight's match-upbetween the South Park Cows
and the Buena Vista Demons.
Dude,this is awesome!
Do you see how many of the boysI got to come tonight?
Yeah, this isa pretty sweet turnout.
This is exactlywhat we needed.
Thank Godpeople listened to me.
[ Whistle blows ]Announcer:And now, please sit, stand,
or kneelfor the national anthem.
[ "Star-Spangled Banner"playing ]
Holy crap, dude.Look at Butters.
Make no mistake.
I want to be very upset.
However, as a community,we have all decided
that people have the rightto protest the National Anthem.
They tooktheir wieners out!
Correct.But they did so peacefully
and without malicetowards others.
This wasan attack on us.
This is exactly whywe sat out the National Anthem
in the first place!
I want you to understandsomething, ladies.
I am in a PC pretzel here
because if I saythey can't protest
even though you protested,
and the only difference istheir protest
included physical gestures,then I'm body-shaming!
So, you're just gonnalet boys take their wieners out
whenever they want?
That's what happens whenyou sit out the National Anthem.
and you --you hide everything!
And then you show upwith all this new equipment
and now this!Please!
Tell mewhat's going on!
Nothing is going on.
You hissed at me!You went [hisses]
Okay, okay. I-I'm going to tellyou the truth, Sheila.
I watch pornon the internet.
I'll try to stop.
But I knowyou watch porn.
You told meyou watch porn,
and I told youI don't care, Gerald.
Oh, yeah!But, uh...
But this is different.
Why? Because it's not...normal porn?
Like somethingreally embarrassing?
It's really embarrassing.
Like peoplepeeing on each other?
See?!It's so embarrassing.
No wonder I hid it,right?
It's good to get it outin the open, though.
Do you want meto pee on you?
You only like watching other women pee?
Oh, no, no. It's --It's not like that.
You have towatch it on a video
because I'm overweightand old?
No!I-I-I want you to.
I just couldn't ask.
You do? Promise?
[ Contemporary jazz playing ]
[ Groaning in disgust ]
Am I doing it right,Gerald?
Yep.[ Continues groaning ]
So hot, honey.
Ugh. Warm. Ugh.
this video is really gonnarock your world.
[ Whispering ]Can you please call me Gerald?!
It's a very obscure news storyfrom the BBC in England.
Hardly anyone'seven seen it over here.
This is why we all have tocome together, Skank.
[ British accent ]Since the dawn of the Internet,
message boards and chat roomshave lit up with people
who incite and insultfor no apparent reason.
They're called "trolls."
And a controversial companyin Denmark
is working to make thema thing of the past.
The days of trollshiding behind nicknames
and message boards are over,the Danish claim,
as a new website,trolltrace.com,
will soon be up and running.
In less than a month,the servers will become active.
Anyone can takeany troll comment
and send itthrough the Danish servers
where a real name and a physicaladdress will be attached.
Every message, every commentever made by trolls
will retroactively be givena tag with the author's name,
location,and full internet history.
I told you.
And this is the manwho has masterminded it all.
What thiswill allow people to do
is trace back harmfuland hateful postings or e-mails.
You see, the troll hides behinda protective layer,
if you will, thatInternet anonymity provides.
We intend to strip themof that protection
so that everyone will knowwho they are.
And what about peoplewho will use this
to spy on otherswho aren't trolls?
Uh, what do you mean?
Once your serversbecome active,
anyone could traceanything on the Internet
back towhoever wrote it.
How do you stop thatfrom happening?
Oh, oh. Right.[ Clears throat ]
This service is only for tracingthe identity of trolls.
Komme oot troll.
Komme oot und dee.
I Google Translatedthe last part.
He says "Come out, troll.
Come out and die."
This can't be happening.
By next week, everythingeveryone has ever done online
is gonna be availableto the public.
Then it's over.
You're not dead,Skankhunt.
There's still hope.
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.