You can't juststay in your room all day.
What happened, Dad?
Everyone's taking sidesand splitting into groups.
Nobody's getting along.
And there's peoplelike your mother
who are thinking aboutvoting for a douche
'causeshe doesn't have a brain!
Sharon:Go to hell, Randy!
I don't know what's wrongwith people in this town.
More and more are agreeingwith your mother.
I tried getting oncommunity message boards
and swaying people's minds,
but it always ends up with someasshole talking about vaginas
and photoshoppinga dick in my mouth.
That's where we're at today.
Just try and stay focused nomatter what your opponent says.
Don't let him rattle you.
He's gonna do whatever he can totry and mess with your head.
Don't buy into it.
Whatever he says,just respond with
"My opponent is a liarand he cannot be trusted."
Decision 2016 --
the first presidential debate with moderator Lester Holt.
Okay,let's get right into it.
Our first question is for you,sir.
How will you deal withground troops in Syria?
Everyone, I need to justspeak from the heart here.
Uh, I don't know whatthe [bleep] I'm doing.
I've got to come clean.
I-I had no ideaI would get this far,
but the fact of the matter is,I should not be president.
Okay? I will [bleep] thiscountry up beyond repair.
I am a sick,angry little man.
Please, if you care at allabout the future of our country,
vote for her, okay?
She's the one who at leasthas some experience.
She's -- She's notas bad as you think.
And unlike me, she's actuallycapable of running this country.
My opponent is a liarand he cannot be trusted.
-No!-Oh, my God.
She is such a turd sandwich.
What he is sayingis simply not true.
Do not believe it.
I am giving you this,lady!
I am giving you this!
What the [bleep]are you doing?
Okay, look. Look.Just vote for her.
She -- She knows politics.
She really wants toput this country first.
-My opponent is a liar ---Would you just please shut up?
-And he cannot be ---Get out of your own way!
Cannot be trusted.
[ Sighs ]
She doesn't meanwhat she's saying.
She just doesn't knowhow to take this
because it's very weirdand her advisors probably --
My opponent is a liarand cannot be trusted.
Why the [bleep]did it have to be her?
What the [bleep] is wrongwith you people?!
I just saw a new poll that saysmore and more of you
are thinking aboutvoting for that douche!
Some of us are.
A lot of people likewhat he has to say, all right?
You're telling methat after that debate,
you still want tovote for that guy?
More than ever.
Did you seethe same debates I saw?
Don't you get it, Randy?
There's people in this countrywho are sick and tired.
Tired of hearingall the rhetoric.
Tired of Washington failing uswhile they pat their own backs.
Finally, someone comes alongwho says what he feels.
That's why people like him.
Because,say what you want,
at least he doesn't sound likeanother politician.
I want to tell youthat I'm sorry.
When women first startedgetting trolled
on the school message boards,I was sure it was you.
I was wrong.
You weren't the only one.
I guess I didn't deservea second chance.
I really triedto make changes.
I really triedto become a better person.
To show thatI was trying to listen.
So,when you held the assembly
that women werejust as funny as men,
you -- you weren'tbeing sarcastic?
Women are funny, Heidi.
Get over it.
Every time Amy Schumer talksabout her vagina,
I lose my [bleep] mind.
Do you miss your friends?
I don't have any friends.
I don't knowif I ever did.
You do now.
I was wrong, Stephen.I'm voting for your guy.
It's just --I see what you mean.
He talks likean ordinary person.
And he has a lot of the sameemotions I do, you know?
He's got my vote.
Are you out ofyour [bleep] mind?
You want to vote forthat douche?!
He'll ruin this country.
You were just voting for himyesterday!
Yeah, but not anymore.
I don't know.
What the hell is wrongwith people?!
You don't just flipback and forth like that!
You just did.
What's going on, Stephen?
Why does everything suckthis hard?
I don't know.
Nobody knows what to thinkanymore.
But how did we get here --
completely confusedand with shit for choices?
It's like -- It's like thereare other forces at work.
I'm just tired ofthinking about it.
Come on. Let's relaxand have some memberberry pie.
Okay. I love memberberries.
-Member Tatooine?-Member the torture droid?
-I member!-Ay, member "Goonies"?
-I loved "Goonies"!-Member Chunk?
-Member?-Member the trash compactor?
Oh, the trash compactor!
Wait a minute.
Troll Hunter: [ Danish accent ]Citizens of Denmark,
we are under attack.
As our ancestors didin days long ago,
we must riseto defend our families.
A troll has comeinto our village
and taken from usa beloved princess.
He then returned tohis secret hiding place,
crawled back to his little cave,
thinking the Danes would simplycry and run.
What this troll doesn't realize
is that we have been planningour own attack.
I am announcing hereand to the world
that a plan to destroy the trollis underway.
For in Denmark,
there is one thing we have knownfor centuries --
to get a trollto come out of hiding,
you must say its name.
You dip your French friesin a sweet-and-sour sauce?
Yeah, it's the best, dude.Try it.
Wow.That's really good.
I'm starting to feel likelife isn't gonna be so bad.
I think I am, too.
Heidi,can I ask you something?
Yeah, of course.
not have balls?
Girls do not have balls.No.
So, when a girl goes toscratch her balls,
how does that work?
I just don't understand what'sat the bottom of a vagina.
Do you want me to show you?
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.