( everyone )♪ I WALK HAND-IN-HANDWITH JE-SUS ♪
♪ OVER AT THE PARKBY WHERE HE LIVES ♪
♪ I TELL HIMALL MY PROBLEMS ♪
♪ AND SOMETIMESHE TELLS ME HIS ♪
♪ WHAT A FRIENDI HAVE IN JE-SUS ♪
♪ I CAN SAY THATHONESTLY ♪
♪ HE'S NOT LIKE ALLMY OTHER FRIENDS ♪
♪ WHO REALLY DON'T CAREABOUT ME ♪
♪ A-AMEN ♪
BOR-RING !
AND NOW, MR. MACKEYWILL READ HIS FAVORITE PSALMFOR US, PSALM 46.
UH, GOD IS OUR REFUGEAND STRENGTH, M'KAY.
A VERY PRESENT HELPIN TROUBLE, M'KAY.
HEY YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHATMY FAVORITE PSALM IS ?
"IT'S A MAN'S OBLIGATION
"TO STICK HIS BONERATIONIN A WOMAN'S SEPARATION
THIS SORT OF PENETRATIONWILL INCREASE THE POPULATIONOF THE YOUNGER GENERATION."
GOD IS IN THE MIDST OF HER,M'KAY.
SHE SHALLNOT BE MOVED, M'KAY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT !
"IT'S A MAN'S OBLIGATIONTO STICK HIS BONERATIONIN THE WOMAN'S-
"IT'S A MAN'S OBLIGATIONTO STICK HIS BONERATIONIN A WOMAN'S SEPARATION
TO INCREASE THE POPULATIONOF THE YOUNGER GENERATION."
"Mrph rm rmph rmhrmhrmhr rmhph rm rmhpr--
NO, NO, NO,"SEPARATION".
"IT'S A MAN'S OBLIGATIONTO STICK HIS BONERATIONIN A WOMAN'S--m"
BOYS, YOU AREIN CHURCH !
AH !
THE GOD OF JACOB IS OUR REFUGE, M'KAY.
THANK YOU, MR. MACKEY,HELLO, EVERYONE.
TODAY, WE ARE GOINGTO TALK ABOUT...
HELL !
( organ music )
HELL IS NOTA VERY NICE PLACE.
BURNING, SEARING,FLAMES,
SCREAMING, TORTURE...FOR ETERNITY !
ONCE YOU ARE IN HELL,YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.
YOU LIVE FOREVER IN HORRIBLE PAIN.
IN BURNING AGONY !
ALL SINNERSARE THERE IN MISERY,
DYING OVERAND OVER AND OVER !
IF YOU BE CAST DOWN INTOTHIS BLACK BOG OF STENCH
THEN WOE IS THOU !
FOR SATAN HAS MADE ITTHE MOST MISERABLE PLACEIN THE UNIVERSE !
AND HE WILL BEYOUR RULER !
YOUR RULEROF PAIN AND AGONY !
( all )♪ ARE WE GOINGTO THE HUKILAU ♪
♪ THE HUKI HUKI HUKIHUKI HUKILAU ♪
♪ ARE WE GOINGTO THE HUKILAU ♪
♪ THE HUKI HUKI HUKIHUKI HUKI HUKILAU ♪
♪ EVERYBODYLOVES A HUKILAU ♪
I DO !
♪ WHERE THE LAU LAU ISTHE KAU KAU AT THE LUAU ♪
♪ WE THROW OUR NETSOUT INTO THE SEA ♪
♪ ALL THE AMA-AMACOME SWIMMING TO ME ♪
♪ ARE WE GOING TOTHE HUKILAU ♪
♪ THE HUKI HUKI HUKIHUKI HUKILAU ♪
♪ ARE WE GOINGTO THE HUKILAU ♪
♪ THE HUKI HUKI HUKIHUKI HUKI HUKILAU ♪
♪ EVERYBODYLOVES A HUKILAU ♪
♪ WHERE THE THE LAU LAU ISTHE KAU KAU AT THE LUAU ♪
♪ WE THROW OUR NETSOUT INTO THE SEA ♪
♪ ALL THE AMA-AMACOME SWIMMING TO ME ♪
♪ ARE WE GOINGTO THE HUKILAU ♪
♪ THE HUKI HUKI HUKIHUKI HUKILAU ♪
♪ HUKI HUKI LAUUUUUUUU ♪
YEAH !
OOWWW !HEH-HEH !
GREAT LUAU, SATAN !
THANKS,SEE YA, GARY !
THANKS FOR COMING,OH, BYE, MARSHA !
SATAN, A FEW OF US AREGONNA GO POUND SOME BREWS,YOU WANNA JOIN US ?
OH I'D LOVE TO,MR. MATTHAU, BUT I CAN'T.
CHRIS AND I JUST MOVEDTO THE WEST SIDE
AND WE HAVE TO UNPACK.
OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME,GREAT LUAU !
BYE !
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