CARTMAN: Guys, I know this ishard for all of us,
but to truly be ninjas,we must face hard facts.
Last night, I spoke in privatewith our ninja leader overseas.
We talked a long time about Jewsand the Hebrew faith.
He told me a lot I didn't know,
and I was able to tell himsome things he did not know.
But after talking with that guy,
it is abundantly clear to methat Jews cannot be ninjas.
I went to Kyle's houseto talk to him about it,
and I found this.
It was thenthat Kyle confessed to me
about how he had brainwashedButters and Stan into thinking
I had used a homophobic slurto refer to our organization.
And he almost got away with it.
That's when Kyle triedto kill me.
Luckily, I was the faster ninja.
Kyle knew I would nevercall ninjas gay.
When I take the gag off,
he's going to try and tell youthat I'm lying now.
Do not believe him.Kyle is a liar.
KYLE:I'm right here.
Who -- Who's this?
And I am Token.
Why do I do these things,you ask?
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Middle Eastern music playing ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, Jesus.
ISIS. Oh, God.
Jews Cannot Be Ninjas
Cartman tries once again to convince the ninjas to kick Kyle out of the club but his plan backfires. Meanwhile Barbrady begins his assault on the ISIS headquarters