Okay, children,let's take our seats.
As you've probably noticed,our government has decided
to let anyone who wants to
cross the borderand screw up our country.
I know you're all as pissed offas I am,
so why don't we begintoday's lesson
on why the once-greatempire of Rome fell to shit.
Huh? Who can tell mewhy Rome fell to shit?
No, somebody who matters.
[ Students grunting ]
All right, fine.In the yellow shirt.
The Roman Empire, buddy,was facing several issues, guy,
as it reacheda new millennium, friend --
Oh, speak in English!
You see, what happenedis that these immigrants
called the Goths were welcomedinto Roman territories
because some peoplefelt bad for them.
And then the Gothssuddenly decided
they were being oppressed,you see?
And so, then --
[ Playing Chuck Mangione's"Feels So Good" ]
What the hellare you doing?
It's 8:00 A.M., guy.
[ All playing Chuck Mangione's"Feels So Good" ]
Why don't you Canucksgo back where you came from?!
[ Sour note plays ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
You really think you can referto an undocumented immigrant
as a "Canuck"?
P.C. Principal, they got upin the middle of my lecture
and started playing music.
So did you forgetthat at 8:00 and 11:00,
all Canadians face eastand play Chuck Mangione,
or did you not care to find outabout their religious customs?
They -- They don'teven speak English.
Then you need to be teachingin both languages from now on.
Mackey, sign the faculty up forCanadian-language night classes.
Yes, P.C. Principal!R-right away! M'kay.
You're on thin ice,Garrison.
Get in line,or you'll be out of a job, bro.
GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
While teaching class, Garrison is interrupted by some new students. Afterwards, he's reprimanded by PC Principal.