ANNOUNCER: Welcome backto the South Park Gun Show.
We've hadover 2,000 gorgeous guns
come throughthis arena today.
It's been whittled downto seven,
the winnersfrom each group.
David,take us down the line.
DAVID: First, we havethe beautiful Yorkshire .33mm
with proud ownerSteven Stotch.
An absolutely gorgeous gun,David.
The playful and lovelyAustralian semi-automatic,
owned by Father Maxi.
And there's the Mayorwith her delightful
Rhodesian Ridgebackshotgun/rifle mix.
That's a favoriteof the crowd here.
Always a favoriteat these shows.
That's a nice gunright there.
The judge now asking to seethat Yorkshire .33mm up close.
And there it is --Just a beautiful gun in motion.
Everybody loves it.
[ Applause ]
Looks like the judgewants to take another look
at thatshotgun/rifle mix.
[ Applause ]
And next up will be the --
Nobody move![ Crowd screaming ]
Everyone just staywhere you are!
ANNOUNCER:And it looks like the gun showis under attack, David.
[ Screaming stops ]
Yes, six armed gunmenhave entered the arena,
one of which is carryingan absolutely gorgeous
little PekingeseGlock 17.
Listen to me, everyone!
There are beingswho are purposely
gentrifying the Earth
so that humanscan no longer afford it.
We've been lookingfor Kyle Broflovski.
Somebody's hiding him.
Don't listen to them!
The real conspiracy hereare the PC extremists
who haveno problem killing
whoever doesn't thinklike they do!
You son of a bitch,Stan.
How could you have sidedwith the enemy?
[Bleep] you, Kyle.You're the enemy.
You've both got it wrong.
Kyle, I knowyou probably thought
Leslie wasa kind, caring girl,
but the truth isshe's just an ad.
They've takenhuman form.
You can't tell what's humanand what's an ad anymore.
Oh, geez.Are you serious?
How am I supposed to[bleep] an ad to death?
Ugh, flippin' ads.
They're sucha pain in the ass.
You told meJimmy was dead.
So, now we know who gotPrinciple Victoria fired.
Nobody move, m'kay!
Everyone juststay where you are!
Yes, I wantedPrinciple Victoria fired,
but I didn't wantany of this!
You got me fired? Why?!
18 years of answering to you --18 years!
You always telling mewhat to do.
If you had problems with me,why didn't you just talk to me?
You never listened!
Nobody listens to me!
They just expect meto listen to them!
Maybe we shouldhave realized
that sometimes a counselorneeds counseling!
I don't know.Maybe I got manipulated
by these ads,too, somehow,
but I should have beena better person!
We all could be better people --all of us!
We all played a part.
Maybe from now on people in thistown need to communicate more!
Care about each other!
If we're going to defeatour enemies,
that's what it's going totake -- all of us, together!
[ Sighs ]
If only we'd had thesebefore, huh?
Every time you block us,we get smarter.
Every time you try to stop us,we are more.
If one plan fails,we will plan another.
You will neverbe rid of ads.
PC PRINCIPAL:Hey, Leslie!
Your species took PC andtwisted it for evil purposes.
That pisses me off!
Well, I guess there's justone last thing to take care of.
Welcome to the Gun Show
Randy, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy face off at the South Park Gun Show for the final confrontation with Leslie.