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Stop Touching Me Elmo

Season 17 E 7 • 11/13/2013

The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.

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00:38

Israel Freaking Rocks!
South ParkS17 E6

People of all religions continue to celebrate world peace with Van Halen.
11/06/2013
01:26

You Sound Like A Dick
South ParkS17 E6

Kyle agrees to go with Cartman to the Middle East. Afterwards, Stan confronts Kyle about his self-righteous attitude.
11/06/2013
01:13

The Party's Over
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The religious groups are back at each other's throats, and Kyle realizes he sucked farts for nothing.
11/06/2013
02:08

And Now, Winter Comes Again...
South ParkS17 E7

The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.
11/13/2013
01:15

New Recruits
South ParkS17 E7

Randy joins a fresh batch of mall cops as they prepare for Black Friday.
11/13/2013
01:43

Fighters of Zaron
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Cartman gathers all the boys together and unveils his plan to get the next gen gaming systems.
11/13/2013
00:53

It's A Family Tradition
South ParkS17 E7

Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.
11/13/2013
02:37

That's How Xbox People Are
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Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.
11/13/2013
00:58

Sneaky Little Bee
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Sharon confronts Randy about his new mall security gig.
11/13/2013
01:41

Big Dong And Prosper
South ParkS17 E7

Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.
11/13/2013
00:36

Stop Touching Me Elmo
South ParkS17 E7

The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.
11/13/2013
00:56

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!?
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The mall cops are horrified when they hear about the new Elmo doll coming out on Black Friday.
11/13/2013
01:56

Battle Lines Are Being Drawn
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Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.
11/13/2013
01:07

I See It In You
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Ol' Cap has a heartfelt chat with Randy.
11/13/2013
00:50

A Dying Breed
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Stan and his Playstation army discuss their battle plans.
11/13/2013
01:17

Brack Friday Bunduru
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The President of Sony hears about the upcoming console war and raises the stakes.
11/13/2013
00:31

Pre-Order Doesn't Mean Shit
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Cartman coaches his army while Kyle has reservations about what side he's on.
11/13/2013
02:33

The Watch Is Yours Now
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After blood is drawn at the mall, Randy takes command. Meanwhile, Stan announces the new leader of his army.
11/13/2013
00:52

Previously on South Park
South ParkS17 E8

The events of "Black Friday" are recapped with a special Game of Thrones style intro.
11/20/2013
01:27

Tides Of War Are Changing
South ParkS17 E8

After hearing dire news from Cartman the Wizard, the employees at Microsoft try to warn the CEO of an upcoming war in Colorado.
11/20/2013
01:37

We Can Walk REALLY Slow
South ParkS17 E8

The Mall Security Guards honor another fallen member, as shoppers return in anticipation of the Black Friday sale.
11/20/2013