as more and more people say noto news on the Internet.
I read Super School News'cause it don't try and fool me,
and its news reports aren'tpaid for by ad companies.
We just feel likethis is actual news,
and instead of clickingon links, we're reading stories.
I had to get away from the ads.
I felt that the ads were...evolving, somehow.
They started knowing whatI liked, what I was afraid of.
I tried ad blockers,but it seemed like every time
I tried to block the ads,they just got smarter.
I'm never going backfrom Super School News.
The young editorof the paper claims
that since most people now watchnews reports on the Internet,
they're easily distractedor even fooled by ads,
which are finding more and moreclever ways...Ooh, brutalcelebrity mug shots.
...to disguise them --
Mm, next slide.
Oh, it got me.
Ad got me, Sharon.
This is Actual News
The citizens of South Park give glowing reviews of their new favorite news source, Super School News.