like we've never seen.
Countries everywhereare terrified
their Internet may be hacked.
Well, what do theywant me to do about it?
You're the leaderof the free world.
Everyoneis looking to you to be
the calm and steady voicethey all need.
Mr. President, the IsraeliPrime Minister is on line one.
The Chancellor of Germanyis on line two.
And a Mr. Slaveis on line three.
This is the president.
Hey. What's up?
Well, well, well.
Crawling out of the woodworkto try and get me back
now that I'm a big cheese?
No, I'm calling becausepeople want you to bomb Denmark.
Who wants me tobomb Denmark?
Lots of people,'cause it's, like,
going to ruin their freedomof speech or something.
Mr. Slave, this is all
very complicateddiplomatic stuff, okay?
You can't just gobombing other countries.
Oh, Jesus Christ.You're such a little bitch.
Oh, I'm a bitch, huh?
I happen to be president,bitch!
You're a littlebitch president.
You're too scaredto bomb anybody.
I'm not scared!
My advisorshave told me that I --
Yeah, you're scared.
Just do what your littleadvisors tell you to do.
If I decide a military strikeon Denmark is warranted,
then I will --You don't have the ballsto bomb them, pussy.
Pussy ass bitch.
Pussy ass bitch.[Bleep] you.
Oh -- You -- Oh, okay!
You think so, huh?
Well, watch this,you gay asshole!
The Troll Trace buildingand the whole [bleep] thing --
Whatever it is,get the missiles ready!
Yeah, it worked.
With the world on the brink of war, President Elect Garrison gets a phone call from his ex.