You can't juststay in your room all day.
What happened, Dad?
Everyone's taking sidesand splitting into groups.
Nobody's getting along.
And there's peoplelike your mother
who are thinking aboutvoting for a douche
'causeshe doesn't have a brain!
Sharon:Go to hell, Randy!
I don't know what's wrongwith people in this town.
More and more are agreeingwith your mother.
I tried getting oncommunity message boards
and swaying people's minds,
but it always ends up with someasshole talking about vaginas
and photoshoppinga dick in my mouth.
That's where we're at today.
After Wendy breaks up with him, Stan's broken heart makes him realize that everyone is taking sides and everything sucks.