This whole thinghas to be stopped.
We can't go to Mars.
You keep saying that,but not why.
Because Eric knowsthe future.
What are you talking about?
I've had visions of Marsfor the past few months.
I'm a visionary.
That's why I came here,why I brought her.
But the visions weren't completeuntil recently.
I know what happens on Mars.
At first, you'll be super-happy,bouncing around the red sand.
Everyone will bereally nice.
Cartman:You'll think the rover cars
and roller coastersare really cool.
But then you'llrealize something --
The other colonistsall seem to be women.
Hmm. Let's see.
And then you'll start to wonder,"Where are all the guys?"
[ Whispering ]Look underground.
And soon you'll realizethere's areas
you didn't understandthe purpose for.
What is this place?
And that's whenyou'll learn the truth.
Men have beenforced underground,
deemed useless by women.
They are minedfor the only things
women still need us for --our semen and our jokes.
[ Bell dings ]
You're just as funny as us.You don't need to do this!
No. [ Whimpers ]No.
And you'll be trappeddown there forever,
in the cum and joke minesof Mars.
That's --That's ridiculous.
Why would womenneed us to do that?
They'rejust as funny as men.
If there's evena little part of you
that doesn't really believe that,
then think aboutwhat else has to be going on.
[ Whispering ] You have tohelp us stop this.
The Cum and Joke Mines of Mars
Cartman reveals the horrible fate awaiting men on Mars.