Complete panic and mass hysteria tonight
as the city of Fort Collins has been hacked.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! They've done it.
The Danish are taking credit for the cyber attack,
claiming it successfully exposed a notorious troll.
The man has been identified as the Internet troll MLKKK
and was burned alive by one of his apparent victims.
The Danish claim this was only a beta test
and soon the service will be available worldwide.
Wait. So, like, they'll be releasing
everyone's Internet history?
Uh, I got to go.
No, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no!
[ Computer chiming ]
Dildo, they've done it!
The Danish figured out
how to hack everyone'sInternet history.
[ Clicks ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
Fort Collins Hacked
News reaches the rest of the country that Fort Collins has been hacked and Gerald freaks out.