PC PRINCIPAL:All right everyone, listen up.
I don't know about you,but I, for one,
am sick and tiredof all the hate speech
and microaggressionsagainst our species.
We have a new enemy out there --an almost invisible foe
that is so bigoted,so racially biased,
they actually thinkwe should all die.
They are tryingto attract our youth,
using tactics that areunderhanded and unfair.
But no matter how hardthey hit us,
we cannot let them takefrom us our PC.
And so, I have been askedto stay on as your principal.
A lot of changes will happenin the coming months.
The bottom line isthat the only thing
that distinguishesthose who want to kill us
from those who don't isthat we have the burning desire
for social justice.
We are at war,but the only way to win this war
is to be as understanding,non-biased,
and politically correctas possible.
This is gonna bereally hard.
PC Principal announces he will be staying on as principal of South Park Elementary.