While people everywhere fightfor their voices to be heard,
perhaps it is timefor us to consider
that our national anthemneeds to be changed.
Americans need an anthemthat inspires and excites,
an anthem that hassomething for everyone,
while still paying tributeto what it once was.
I believe there's onlyone person capable
of achieving this --
MAN: Oh, J.J. Abrams!
[ All murmuring ]
He saved "Star Wars,"
and now we will ask himto save our country.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Mr. Abrams, we needto speak with you.
Mr. Abrams, I speak on behalfof Americans everywhere.
We've come to ask youto reboot the national anthem.
Please, Mr. Abrams,
we know you've beenasked to reboot a lot.
[ Whispering ]We know you're tired.
We know you're tired.
What do you say, sir?
We all want something new,
but that makes us rememberthe things we loved.
We want to member.
We needyour memberberries!
One light means yes.
Two lights means no.
[ All cheering ]
Our Anthem Needs to be Updated
The US Senate approaches the only person capable of saving America, by rebooting the National Anthem.