All right, people.People, please.
We need everyoneto try and stay calm.
How can we stay calmwhen the president's
out therescaring our children?!
Look, we all wantthe president out of here.
It's just a matterof how we do it.
I know you allwant to get rid of him.
That's not true.
The Whites stillsupport the president!
Oh, for [bleep] sake,White, he's running around
eating our petsand terrorizing our kids!
You think Hillarywould have been any better?
[ Shouting, booing ]
MAN:Just sit down, Bob!
I'm just sayin'!I'm just sayin'!
Listen, everyone.I have a team right now
that's trying to locatethe president,
and I'd like you to hearfrom Officer Bright,
who's leading the search.
Hey, folks.We know you're all concerned,
but I want to assure you that weare doing everything we can
to track the president downand have him safely removed.
Since the president was givena splatty tomato,
he's become very desperateand very dangerous.
If you see the president,do not approach him.
Do not tryto reason with him.
Most importantly, rememberthat this is the president,
so you cannot shoot him.All right?
You can't even talkabout shooting him.
do any coy satirical takeson shooting him.
What we're trying to do here
is just get the presidentto go away.
We're gonna be handing outpadlocks like this one
so everyone can lock uptheir garbage.
If we don't feed the president,hopefully he'll just move on.
Are there any questions?
Can we talk abouta friend shooting him
if it's in a sort ofa sarcastic way?
No, no, no.Now, it's - it's just best
to avoid that kind of talkaltogether.
Remember,they can do to you
what they didto Kathy Griffin.
Made her not funnyfor 30 years?
So best thing is justlock up your garbage
and see if we can getthe president to go away.
You All Want to Get Rid of Him
While out for a bike ride, Tweek sees something terrifying in the woods. Meanwhile, the Canadian Prime Minister makes a demand and urges all Canadians to answer the call to stand with their country.