South Park

No Choice

Season 5 E 6 • 08/01/2001

Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.

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01:39

Chef's Advice
South ParkS5 E6

Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
08/01/2001
02:20

Do You Touch Yourself?
South ParkS5 E6

Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.
08/01/2001
01:11

Red Rocket
South ParkS5 E6

Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.
08/01/2001
00:51

Make His Stuff Come Out
South ParkS5 E6

Stan's parents realize Stan has no idea what an orgasm is.
08/01/2001
01:01

Sex Education
South ParkS5 E6

The parents of South Park demand sex education for their kids.
08/01/2001
01:10

The Man Takes His Penis ?
South ParkS5 E6

Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.
08/01/2001
01:03

STD Slides
South ParkS5 E6

Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.
08/01/2001
01:13

We Don't Want Your Aids
South ParkS5 E6

The girls are scared of the boys because of sexual education class.
08/01/2001
00:53

Gladiators for Kids
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The boys go to a pharmacy to buy condoms.
08/01/2001
01:03

A Little Donut
South ParkS5 E6

Butter tries on a condom to see how they work.
08/01/2001
00:43

No Choice
South ParkS5 E6

Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.
08/01/2001
00:53

Deep Throat
South ParkS5 E6

Mr. Garrison puts a condom on a dildo with his mouth.
08/01/2001
01:02

Afterbirth
South ParkS5 E6

Ms. Choksondik shows the girls "The Miracle of Child Birth."
08/01/2001
01:08

AIDS
South ParkS5 E6

The boys learn that AIDS isn't caused by a lack of condoms, it's caused by women.
08/01/2001
00:30

The Filthy Sanchez
South ParkS5 E6

The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them
08/01/2001
00:51

Just Walk Away
South ParkS5 E6

The boys ride up to the girls' fortress and the sides face off.
08/01/2001
00:36

Boys Keep Out
South ParkS5 E6

The boys blow up the girls' fortress.
08/01/2001
02:36

Bad Clones
South ParkS5 E7

The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.
08/08/2001
01:59

Finding What's Important
South ParkS5 E7

The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.
08/08/2001
02:00

Funkytown
South ParkS5 E7

The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.
08/08/2001
01:10

Trash Can Gold
South ParkS5 E7

Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.
08/08/2001