Scissor Me Timbers

After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.

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    1. About the Episode

      D-Yikes! Episode Air Date: Frustrated with men, Mrs. Garrison makes the boys write an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea." The boys hire Mexican day laborers to do the job for them, but they misinterpret the term "essay." Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison has become a lesbian and the bar she hangs out in is about to be taken over by Persian club owners. Mrs. Garrison takes a stand in the name of saving the one place that lets her be the woman she is.
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      Scissor Me Timbers

      Season 11
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      After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
      237,234 views 00:02:02.246 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      Mexican Labor

      Season 11
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      Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
      79,138 views 00:00:55.763 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      Writing Eses

      Season 11
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      The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
      88,557 views 00:01:39.015 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      Garrison's a Lesbian

      Season 11
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      Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared for class.
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      Dyke Fight

      Season 11
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      Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.
      12,198 views 00:01:24.96 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      Mexican Spies

      Season 11
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      Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and be their spies.
      13,978 views 00:01:34.886 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist