Abortion Lessons

Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.

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    1. About the Episode

      Woodland Critter Christmas Episode Air Date: Stan is approached by a group of adorable woodland critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve Satan.
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      Abortion Lessons

      Season 8
      Woodland Critter Christmas
      Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
      84,306 views 00:02:38.408 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      The Antichrist is Born

      Season 8
      Woodland Critter Christmas
      The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
      91,212 views 00:02:45.415 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      Stan Meets the Critters

      Season 8
      Woodland Critter Christmas
      Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
      28,693 views 00:02:29.525 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      Blood Orgy

      Season 8
      Woodland Critter Christmas
      Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
      134,377 views 00:01:43.145 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      The Critters Attack Stan

      Season 8
      Woodland Critter Christmas
      The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
      17,492 views 00:01:35.971 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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      The Perfect Host

      Season 8
      Woodland Critter Christmas
      The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
      9,032 views 00:00:44.503 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist